the highlight of my day was my teacher bringing his cat to school, and everytime he asked the class a question his cat would meow and he would accept it as an answer
wanting to interact with other blogs but getting anxiety because they’re Cool™ and you’re a piece of lettuce is a very interesting thing to go through every day
So, my five year old brother just came back with my dad from grocery shopping and kept saying that they shouldn’t have to pay, that they should have taken all the food and just left. When dad asked what would he do when the cops took him, he said “I’ll destroy them with a sword… Or a hammer.”
Damn, I knew I wouldn’t be the edgelord in the family for long, but I didn’t expected to be outclassed so soon.
Severus waved his wand at the board, the days’ instructions appeared but no one moved. He raised an eyebrow.
“Is there a reason for your disobedience?” He asked, folding his arms.
“You haven’t been eating.” One of his students said. His eyebrow went higher. “So, we’re on strike.”
“On. Strike.” Severus repeated each word.
The class nodded.
“You can’t fail us, not without telling Professor McGonagall why. It’s her or us, sir.”
After a moment, Severus sagged. “Fine. What are your terms?”
“Have lunch with us. All week.”
Severus reluctantly agreed. At lunch, they all met in an empty third-floor classroom and had a picnic. Severus still struggled to eat much but he found having the support and encouragement of other people helped.
I mean, the guy is a potions genius who has been around that snake for about two years. You’re telling me he HASN’T been building up a resistance to snake venom?
stopper. in. death.
if there is a character who showed loyalty to Dumbledore it is Snape. I imagine him rescued and healed by Fawkes. Makes perfect sense. Sometimes it was more than Albus deserved.
On the potion making side of things, Wormtail was at his house for a long time, Wormtail who knew how to extract nagini’s venom. Blackmailing? Anyone? Just me? Ok.