23 9 / 2018

equestrianrepublican:

hcwell:

the highlight of my day was my teacher bringing his cat to school, and everytime he asked the class a question his cat would meow and he would accept it as an answer

Love it 10/10.

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23 9 / 2018

kingofbrooklynny:

wanting to interact with other blogs but getting anxiety because they’re Cool™ and you’re a piece of lettuce is a very interesting thing to go through every day

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23 9 / 2018

Anonymous asked: Aizawa is a mean hedgehog 🦔🦔🦔

13eyond13:

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Not mean just cranky!

23 9 / 2018

ombraala:

karthaeuser65:

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Alan’s film Jobs

#theking 👑💚

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23 9 / 2018

23 9 / 2018

thesnapewecandreamof:

Snape: I’m the Half-Blood Prince!

*Turns his back so Potter wouldn’t see his full-body cringe as he remembers his edgy teen-aged nickname*

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23 9 / 2018

half-blood-slytherpuff:

Me when I hear my recorded voice:

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23 9 / 2018

a-snarling-slytherin:

halfbloodsev:

buffspiderman:

halfbloodsev:

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halfbloodsev:

buffspiderman:

halfbloodsev:

buffspiderman:

halfbloodsev:

buffspiderman:

Snape wears all that shit to hide the fact that he’s shredded

i overheard hedwig saying he has an 8-pack

hagrid saw him outrun a hippogriff

flitwick says he likes to wrestle with the giant squid

McGonnagall says she’s seen him doing parkour after curfew

hermione says he made a cirque du soleil troupe with the house elves

Harry saw in the pensieve that Snape gives private yoga lessons

neville saw snape glare at a boggart and it burst into flames

Sprout says Snape is immune to the mandrake’s cry

Lupin says Snape bit moony on the full moon and cured him

Snape survived Nagini’s attack, made a pair of tight-ass trousers out of her skin and milked a bottle of her venom to spike his Firewhiskey with.

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23 9 / 2018

So, my five year old brother just came back with my dad from grocery shopping and kept saying that they shouldn’t have to pay, that they should have taken all the food and just left. When dad asked what would he do when the cops took him, he said “I’ll destroy them with a sword… Or a hammer.”

Damn, I knew I wouldn’t be the edgelord in the family for long, but I didn’t expected to be outclassed so soon.

23 9 / 2018

Anonymous asked: The entire NEWTS class gangs up on Severus if he doesnt take care of himself.

thoughtsaboutsnape:

Severus waved his wand at the board, the days’ instructions appeared but no one moved. He raised an eyebrow.

“Is there a reason for your disobedience?” He asked, folding his arms.

“You haven’t been eating.” One of his students said. His eyebrow went higher. “So, we’re on strike.”

“On. Strike.” Severus repeated each word.

The class nodded.

“You can’t fail us, not without telling Professor McGonagall why. It’s her or us, sir.”

After a moment, Severus sagged. “Fine. What are your terms?”

“Have lunch with us. All week.”

Severus reluctantly agreed. At lunch, they all met in an empty third-floor classroom and had a picnic. Severus still struggled to eat much but he found having the support and encouragement of other people helped.

23 9 / 2018

kirasnapeaddict:

deathdaydungeon:

violetfaust:

sagetoxicroak:

pro-severus-snapey-snape:

I’m accepting the au where Snape survived nagini.

it’s canon tho

I mean, the guy is a potions genius who has been around that snake for about two years. You’re telling me he HASN’T been building up a resistance to snake venom?

stopper.  in.  death.

if there is a character who showed loyalty to Dumbledore it is Snape. I imagine him rescued and healed by Fawkes. Makes perfect sense. Sometimes it was more than Albus deserved.

On the potion making side of things, Wormtail was at his house for a long time, Wormtail who knew how to extract nagini’s venom. Blackmailing? Anyone? Just me? Ok.

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23 9 / 2018

elisegriswold:

thesnadger:

scribefindegil:

So we know that this is how Mabel hugs people when she’s super excited:

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Imagine when she’s older and stronger and can do this to everyone.

Imagine when she can do this to Stan.

Those tags are amazing.

Also Stan complains that she’s gonna break his back but he secretly loves it.

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I’m so here for this

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23 9 / 2018

incorrecthogwartsmysteryquotes:

MC: *reading the Daily Prophet* It says here someone tried to fight the giant squid.

Barnaby: *covered in ink* Well maybe the squid was being a jerk.

23 9 / 2018

moodboardsfromhogwarts:

Platonic Slytherin girl x Hufflepuff guy moodboard for anon

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23 9 / 2018

neonbluewaves:
““Try not to fall asleep, Neon, you’ll get detention again”
“I sleep there too”
(it started as a sketch of Rowan and it turned into this)
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neonbluewaves:

“Try not to fall asleep, Neon, you’ll get detention again”

“I sleep there too”


(it started as a sketch of Rowan and it turned into this)